Ahhhh, Friday! Don't you love the weekend, folks? It's such a great feeling to know that you have Saturday and Sunday in front of you and you can do whatever you like. Now, two whole days is a lot and you might be thinking, "What should I do with all my free time?" Lucky for you, I'm here with exciting and fun suggestions!
Awesome Weekend To Do List:
1. Eat pizza! Pizza is the signature food of Friday night - it says "Calories be damned! It's the weekend!" For those of you in Charlotte, I highly recommend Fuel Pizza - it's awesome and you can buy it by the slice. More specifically, I recommend the Fuel Pizza on the corner of North Tryon and East Trade Street. When you're done with your dinner you can stroll across the street and come catch tonight's performance of Incorruptible! Nothing helps the digestion like a little dark comedy.
2. Do your laundry! This one might seem lame, but the laundry's got to get done! As a reward for being a responsible, hygienic adult, once everything is folded and put away, you can pick out a snazzy looking outfit to wear and come on down to the Saturday night show of Incorruptible!
Ooooh - so glamorous! She must be going to see Incorruptible!
3. Go out dancing! After a week of the daily grind, sometimes you just need to let loose. What's that you say? You can't dance? Never fear, internet friend! It just so happens that in Collaborative Arts' current production of Incorruptible, I perform a very hip, sensual dance that you can use on the dance floor at any club. Come see any of this weekend's shows and before you know it, people will be calling you John Travolta! Don't believe me? I have evidence from the amazing folks at CaineDalke Photography:
WORK IT.
4. Rake the leaves! Alright, I know, another chore, but those leaves aren't going to rake themselves. And when you're done you can treat yourself to the matinée showing of Incorruptible! Come laugh, cry and be out in time for Sunday dinner.
Alright, I'm going to level with you guys: I made this Awesome To Do List with an agenda. I know you feel tricked, betrayed and hurt - but I did it for a good reason! We have a really wonderful show on our hands, people, and only three more chances for you to see it! You can forego pizza, wear stinky clothes, never dance again and let the leaves decompose and create a layer of slime on your front lawn, but PLEASE come see the show! Need a second opinion? Check out our review in Creative Loafing here.
Leap frog photo: State Library of New South Wales
Sweet model photograph: State Library of Queensland, Australia
Production photo of me dancing: CaineDalke Photography
